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New Surgery Restores Man's Sight With A Tooth

New Surgery Restores Man’s Sight With A Tooth:  A radical new surgery in the UK implanted a tooth with a lens into blind man’s eye and restored his sight.  At first I thought, how the hell can you restore someone’s eyesight with a tooth and then it hit me, they must have used an “eye tooth.”  After all, everyone knows it’s an “eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.”

Ariel Castro May Have Died from Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation:  Ariel Castro, the Cleveland man who kidnapped three young women and kept them captive in his basement for ten years, may have died from auto-erotic asphyxiation, not suicide, according to a report from the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction.  Guards who found his naked body described him as extremely “well hung.”

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Neil de Grasse Tyson Critiques New 3D Film Garvity: In a series of tweets, famed astrophysicist Neil de Grasse Tyson, critiqued the new 3D film “Gravity,” pointing out that while the premise is realistic, there are numerous scientific inaccuracies in the film.  On the other hand, maybe Tyson should just forget about physics for a couple of hours, smoke some of de Grasse and just sit back, relax and enjoy the movie. 

Arizona Gun Club Offers Christmas Pics:  This Christmas, a Scottsdale gun club plans to offer its members an opportunity to create some really unique holiday cards with children and families posing with Santa and their choice of pistols or military-assault rifles.  Because nothing really says “Joy to the World” and “Peace on Earth” quite like a family armed to the teeth with pistols and assault rifles.

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New “Poop Pill” Could Help Infection Victims:  Scientists say a "poop pill" - a capsule that contains fecal microbes from a family member - may hold the key to healing an intractable infection that kills 14,000 Americans and sickens more than a half-million each year.  Researchers say the only obstacle is that a lot of people just don’t wanna take any “crap” from family members.

Florida Man Arrested for Masturbating at McDonald’s Drive-Thru:  A 69-year-old pantsless Florida man has been arrested after visiting a McDonald’s drive-thru for masturbating and then trying to pull the cashiers hand in the car to touch him.  About the only thing that can be said in his defense is that he did order a Happy Meal.

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