On Sunday, I will be in Super Bowl denial.
I will not watch the Super Bowl at home (No TeeVee).
I will not watch the Super Bowl in a bar.
I will not watch the Super Bowl at all.
I won't wear Super Bowl clothes.
I won't eat Super Bowl foods.
In my world, the Super Bowl will not exist, except when I go to Trader Joe's and enjoy the empty checkout aisles.